Far Out Son of Lung...: Some of the good responses.

06 April 2007

Some of the good responses.

Here are some of the responses I recieved. I'm still trying to pick a "winner".

We would very much like to come pick this up for a teen's first computer.
Please call 817.xxx.xxxx Alexis

I am need of a computer for my children, can please contact me at 214-384-5866 asap with thine directions.
God Bless
Ms. Gray

If this is still available I would love to have it for my grandson. I’ll pick it up at your convenience if you’ll let me.
Jim

Hello,I was trying to reply using the Bible language, but being a foreigner, I do not have the English skills. I would love to receive the pc you listed, it would help me a lot with my work at home. I just relocatedwith my family from Europe to Texas so we have a lot of financial priorities before we can afford a PC. I could come any time of your convenience. Pls email me your address or call me at 972 xxx xxxx. Thank you very much in advance. Martin

Wouldst thou devine to me this thou computer Pentium 3? I live just yonder by thee in shire Carrollton my horse is swift, and I am in need of this once great lord and master P3.

I sent you an email earlier in regards to the computer... if it's still available, call me at 817-xxx-xxxx and I can come pick it up anytime.
Thanks again!

I want this

I would cherish the opportunity to open mine home up to thou computer. As I have 5 offspring, 3 of which art in thine college. I could pickth up thou computher before the sun setteth to thy west. Please send thou number so I could contacth tou. God bless you.

May I please come and pick this up from you?? I'm sure you've beenblown up with e-mails already, but I thought I'd take a shot, I canpick it up within a couple of hours, I'm in Carrollton right now. Danny

It's me again.
I can be reached at 214-xxx-xxxx.

Oh holy one…
I would greatly appreciate the PC. I already live in Lewisville so it would be a quick pick up. Is it still available? I can pick it up anytime after 5:30. I am currently a student if that helps….

Hello I'm in carrollton and this would be great for my Dad he is 67 and has some health problems and he cant get outside so he surfs on his computer which has bit the dust...I could come pick up today

does thou still havest/
callest me so that i may be happy
469 xxx xxxx

Great Poem. Loved reading it. You’re a good person giving it away. May great fortunes come upon thine!!!!

I have a daughter that is in the 7th grade that need a computer for herhome work. DO you still have it please call me (682)831-5761 work, (817)491-6389. Thank You.

Greetings Thou fellow brother:
May I come pick up thine computer this evening April 6th 2007/ I dont get off until such ripe hour as 9 pm from work. Please respond as to the affirmative or positive. Be thou blessed

Also I could provide Gift Certificates for free meals at either On The Border or Macaroni Grill as a thank you.

Where must one prostrate himself in order to receive such a divine offering or gift from Lord of Pentium?
As a fine and experienced hearer of words, spoken and unspoken, the mystical voice tunnel to which I am tuned remains open and available, awaiting further instructions me'Lord.
214-212-1775. Many thanks, and blessings.
If I am chosen by the Lord of Pentium, to receive the gifts that are offered by such a giving and kind creator of offerings. I will then begin my journey to the once forbidden land of Lewisville, locate, and bring back with me, to the land of Gar, the gifts bestowed upon this worthy seeker.
With grace may peace find you never wanting. Sir Thorn

The above is our winner. Just talked to him on the telephone and... yeah.