01 March 2006

Fat Tuesday Renamed

Fat Tuesday Renamed in Light of Political Correctness

I wanted to write a press release about how Fat Tuesday was renamed: Disproportionate Tuesday or Healthy Tuesday, perhaps even Height Challenged Tuesday but I never got the chance. Now I'm sitting here wanting to write about it but I'm trying to force the humor and it just isn't going to happen. Damnit.

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At 23:02, Anonymous Anonymous said...

C3H8O3 "Third day of the week"

 

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