Far Out Son of Lung...

A City in Ruins, Hundreds Dead

Having found strong economic ties to other suspected organizations the Bush Administration ordered a lethal strike this morning, aimed at silencing the teachings of a long-fabled organization.

Once thought to be a dangerous and manipulative religious cult bent on tearing into the minds of children, this small society was transformed and shed the onus to be elevated to cult status within pop culture. The sad news this morning that they were under attack by the Bush Administration has caught most citizens completely unaware.

Between bursts of tears and a runny nose, "It's so sad," said Kelsey Worthington, age 12, of Stonebridge, MA, "They were only three apples high!"

Other citizens agreed, like Jared Carter of Peoria, IL who angrily stated, "Even Azreal wouldn't do this, who would do this?"

The scene is a bloody one. Bodies of the dead and wounded lay strewn as bombs continue to whistle into this purported terrorist training camp delivering an unceasing amount of death and carnage to a civilization once known for it's Harmony with nature and a generally [i]Smurfy[/i] attitude.

posted by GreSam @ 10:45