Ropeless Jump Rope
What kind of gutless pussy does it take to invent two handles and call it a ropeless jump rope. As if the kids of this country were not pansied enough and convinced they could do no wrong, now we have a way for them to jump rope without actually jumping over anything. So much for coordination, competition, games and singing to the beat of a rope slapping the gound...Tell you what, from now on no one can fail at anything because it might hurt their feelings to find out that they are a complete fuck up. No one gets anything but an A in school. No one gets fire from work for not being capable of performing their duties. No one gets dumped in a relationship for being a loser or a cheat.
Thanks Shithead inventor dude, thanks a whole lot.
posted by GreSam @ 15:50
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